The Visionary

Our exuberant, husky hamster grew up in a gilded cage. As a pup, he heard a radio play of Dumas’ The Musketeers. Inspired, Bertram formed the Muscleteers, picturing himself as the dashing D’Artagnan. An overdramatic romantic, Bertram lives and breathes adventure, quoting Dumas at every opportunity. He feels he’s a born leader but his inflated ego needs constant approval and he never misses a chance to steal the spotlight.

His language: Grandiose, over the top, anachronistically elaborate.

Characteristic traits: Bertram wears a cocktail stir-stick “rapier” to keep enemies at bay and tends to emphasize his speeches with dramatic poses.